BOYS STINK

I know it sounds a little imature but it's true. Boys stink!! It sucks being single and being out there looking for my prince is ROUGH. I think I'm calling it quits. The challenge to go out into the universe and find a man as good as my Dad is squashed. Or as my friend Heidi would say "I'm done" (I might make up some T-shirts saying that). I have a feeling that before I came on this earth I had my list of everything I wanted to acomplish and I don't know if there was a mix up somewhere and my list went into the shredder or someone else got my list???
Sounds sad??--well it is!!! So the only thing I think of to do is really start writing my book. I think I might just start tape recording my storys because I can't type fast enough and then my sister could help out transcribing and editing it for me. I think it will be a best seller and when people realize how funny it is I'll take my act on the road!!!

SUMMER IS OVER

Summer is over. I had a good visit to Utah to see the family and visit with friends. It was strange seeing all the things in Utah that I miss living in California. The green mountains and all the F-16's flying over the house. I had fun playing with Adi and Kohen. They are getting so big and cute. Adi had a little sleep over at Grandma's house and it was fun to get all the little japanese toys out to play with. It was nice to visit with Grandma King in Kaysville. I feel bad I missed her party but I did get to see her on her 95th birthday. I got a chance to see an old neighbor that lived across the street and visit with her family. Dyan May was a year older than me but we were pretty food friends. We chatted non-stop that night and I'm thankful to her kids and husband for letting us catch up. We had lots to gossip about of who married who and who had passed away at such a young age.
I then got to visit with my cousin Melissa in Lehi and see her kids for the first time--which I feel bad about because her oldest is 6 so that tells you it has been awhile since I saw her.
A great visit but I was glad to get home. I hate leaving Mya for too long even though I had someone looking in on her and she doesn't even like me.
Then on Wednesday the 2nd I got to go to Disneyland with Jeff and Juline and the kids and Mom. I have been once but it was kinda a fluke and we were basically there for dinner and rode on one ride. So this trip I got to experience the whole park. I loved Space Mountain and riding the tea cups with Jeff as we spun around like crazy!! It was super hot and muggy--due to the monsoon's but there were no lines and it wasn't that crowded. Juline and Jeff said it was the best trip ever. It was so fun to see little Adi meet all the princesses and to hear her say her name was "Princess Adi". Oh and lets not forget the little ladies man Kohen. He LOVED the princesses. Such the little ham with all the pictures. While we were waiting for the fireworks show there was a little girl that saw Kohen and was putting on a little show for him to get his attention. She even crouched down like she was "dropping it like it's hot" I guess you had to be there to see it. I had a great time with them and I'm glad I went. Thanks Mom & Dad for the B-day present. I wish that Jenn and Dad could have come---maybe next time. Favorite parts of Disneyland---The monte Cristo sandwich, The tour guide on the safari ride--he cracked me up saying that the zebra was just taking a nap while the lions were protecting it. Adi saying that she wasn't scared during "It's a small world" Being the last one to get to meet Miney Mouse in line. Drinking that yummy cherry lemonade when it was so freaking hot and I felt like I might die--or my mother might have a heat stroke. Great Trip--I need to go more often!!! Oh sorry there aren't any pictures. I never bring my camera--so check out Jeff's blog

New Favorite Book

So i have decided that I get really passionate about stuff and tell everyone I know about it. I'm thinking I would be really good in PR because of this but Jenn says I would need a degree--so I'll pass on that. But in the meantime I am so passionate about the book "Why Men Love Bitches" by Sherry Argov. She also wrote "Why Men Marry Bitches" Now please don't get offended by the title. It's not telling you to be mean or cruel in any way shape or form. Just teaches you how to NOT be a doormat. When I read "he's just not that into you" I thought I would never make a mistake in the men department and after reading these books I realized I was making ALL the mistakes. I suggest every woman--married or single to read these books. It gives a great insight to that male perspective. I am learning so much and boy do I get lost of questions when I read them in public with the title displayed-- Check them out--AMAZON.com

IT WAS FREAKING STREP THROAT

I went to Girls Camp for a day and half and still had a sore throat although I was on Anti-biotics. I came home and suffered a day more then called the Dr. to see what the crap?? I went in on Friday and got another medication and called in sick to work and one of the girls there confirmed that she had strep and it was going around. I will feel bad if I spred any germs--although I doubt it because I was on a form of medicine. Z pack to the rescue I guess.
So I know everyone knows the scene in the movie The Matrixx where the girl needs to learn how to fly a helicopter and they install a memory program into her and she miraclously knows how to fly the machine. I wish this was possible. I would learn so many things--I'd really love to know everything a Dr. knows, a pharmisist, a vet and a mechanic. So some may think "Go back to school and learn this stuff" or as my Dad would proably say "read a book." But I would rather have the knowledge just planted in my brain. Oh that and I would love to be able to play the piano perfectly--with no lessons. I had a great teacher and she was right saying I would regret later quitting lessons. But the hard work just isn't for me!!! And school--I hate school. I hope my future kids like it because I will totally be on their side if they want a day or two off.

TONCILITIS IS FOR KIDS!!!!

On Thursday I started having a scratchy throat so I doped up on the Aiborne and the Echinacea. But as the days progressed It didn't go away and knowing that I am headed to girls camp on tuesday I would hate to be sick up on the mountain. I headed to the doctor Sunday morning and instead of hearing STREP THROAT or SINUS infection I was diagnoised with TONCILITIS?? And it does feel like I am swallowing a toncil. So where does one contract this when one isn't working and has mostly stayed at home all week?? Oh yes I remember--I touched a kid, twice. It was my friends kid and I doubt the child was ill but I have theory's about me and kids. My theory is they get me sick!!!!!
But Meds should kick in and I should be good to go to camp on Tuesday. Thank goodness I have lots of popcicles in the freezer!!!
I remember when we were little the three of us kids were always getting strep throat. There was always a bottle of pink anti-biotics in the fridge or when you got older you could opt for the pill form or if you didn't want the hassel and were feeling brave you would go for the Anti-biotic shot which hurt like hell and you Ass would be in pain for 24 hours. My Dad would always blame it on the dishwasher thinking it wasn't getting the dishes clean enough and thought we should clean them by hand. But the whole time it was my little bratty brother Jeffrey speading his germs to us. When he finally got his toncils out he was proably in the 2nd grade we never got strep again. I did feel for the little guy---He was on bed rest and was getting lots of fluids and popscicles and unfortunatly it was when the soda "SLICE" came out and my mom gave him some and it burned his poor little throat. I remember him screaming.

I'M GOING TO GIRLS CAMP

I'm headed to girls camp in August. They were needing more women to supervise the girls and came up short this year so I thougt it would be fun to get out of the heat and head to Big Bear (I've never been) It will just be overnight for me because I will be house sitting on the 5th but I will be taking up a couple of girls Tuesday morning and staying the night and then leaving late Wednesday night. I guess it's not a really roughing it type of girls camp and they have showers and everything---Totally different from when I went to camp. I'm excited to go as long as I don't have to hike. One year for girls camp they informed us that we were stopping at Mt. Tipanogas cave and never said it was going to be a freaking hike. We didn't even stretch before and if anyone has hiked that before knows it is straight up and paved with cement. I hate hiking and have a low endurance so I wasn't surprise that the severe obese girl in the ward made it up the hike before I did. So no hiking for me!!! I can't wait for the yummy camp food and I'm excited to wear a sweatshirt.

HOT SUMMER

Wow I'ts been hot down here. Summer is slow with work and I have been spending my days laying out at the pool. I'm getting a great tan but going broke at the same time. I am thinking about sending in a picture of my great tan to the State of California's department of Unemployment explaining to them what I have been up too. I guess that might get me in trouble?? But honestly I would rather be working. Unfortunatly with this heat no one comes down to the desert in July and August so it is a ghostown here. Thank goodness for dog sitting and some of my private clients that are still here.