BOYS STINK

I know it sounds a little imature but it's true. Boys stink!! It sucks being single and being out there looking for my prince is ROUGH. I think I'm calling it quits. The challenge to go out into the universe and find a man as good as my Dad is squashed. Or as my friend Heidi would say "I'm done" (I might make up some T-shirts saying that). I have a feeling that before I came on this earth I had my list of everything I wanted to acomplish and I don't know if there was a mix up somewhere and my list went into the shredder or someone else got my list???
Sounds sad??--well it is!!! So the only thing I think of to do is really start writing my book. I think I might just start tape recording my storys because I can't type fast enough and then my sister could help out transcribing and editing it for me. I think it will be a best seller and when people realize how funny it is I'll take my act on the road!!!